DEBUNKED: Jenna Bush Is Pregnant and Unmarried. Prepare For Spin Cycle!

Jenna Bush Pregnant - Jenna Bush, one of President and Laura Bush's twin daughters, has become impregnated and engaged to long-time boyfriend Henry Hager.

The pregnancy speculation began when these shocking photos of a muumuu-clad Jenna and puppet star "Elmo" appeared two months ago. No date or place has been set for the wedding.

A White House statement reads: "President and Mrs. George W. Bush are happy to announce the engagement of their daughter, Jenna Bush, to Mr. Henry Hager, son of the Honourable and Mrs. John H. Hager of Richmond, Virginia.

Update: Thanks to jxfgillis for pointing out (in September) that I'd never gotten around to updating this article's title. As it has been handily debunked and Jenna is neither a mother nor visibly pregnant at the time of this update, it should be treated as such.

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