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"I Blame R. Kelly for September 11" and Eleven Other Things To Get You Out of Celebrity Jury Duty

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Jury selection is expected to resume at 9 a.m., with 10 more Cook County residents available for vetting.

There wasn't any progress Wednesday, with not a single person picked for the panel. Candidate after candidate came in with excuses as to why he or she couldn't serve on the high-profile case.

If the dismissed jurors this week joined together, they could write a book: "How to Get Out of Jury Duty without Really Trying."

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It's worth noting that judges are empowered to hold you in contempt (fines, jail time) if they believe you're not being truthful during jury selection. Anything wild you say could elicit a "would you care to explain that in depth" demand that probably isn't going to end well for you no matter what you say from that point forward.

Of all the places to play games, a court room is most certainly the worst.

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Reply#1 - Thu May 15, 2008 10:21 PM EDT
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I don't think that guy was playing games. There are some crazy people in the world.

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    #1.1 - Fri May 16, 2008 12:33 AM EDT
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