
No more free beer at Busch theme parks. Anheuser-Busch InBev, the world's largest brewer, will no longer offer free beer at its theme parks, which include Busch Gardens and SeaWorld, due to the "limited appeal" of free beer.
Wait... what? Free is universally acknowledged as the best variety of beer.
My father always enjoyed the free beer at these theme parks. He wasn't much for the roller coasters (that was my thing) but he loved the food in the park and looked forward to the complimentary beer after the the brewery tour.
This is sad.
Last time I was at SeaWorld San Antonio (2yrs ago) the only thing unappealing about the hospitality suite is how small it was relative to the number of people trying to pack inside for free beer. They could easily have tripled it's size and not hit a normal club density.
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