Thanks to the recent rise in vampire popularity, people living within the Idiocracy are beginning to believe that they might actually be vampires.

We don't any hard data, but we believe a lot of vampire attacks are going unreported, as victims possibly believe that by going to the press they will be staked. We do have one video here of a brave victim who did contact WZZM13 in Michigan and provided her account of a real vampire attack during the filming of New Moon.